Femur Guy

There's this guy who lives in our building who's really scary. First off, he looks like a young Christopher Walken, with eyes that always look like somebody surprised him and hair that stands straight up. That's enough to send anybody away running and screaming. But there's more. He doesn't have any furniture - which is more weird than scary, but there's probably a creepy explanation for it. He has a skeleton in his living room. If he's home when I deliver packages to his place (he gets a lot of packages), he always says, "Just a minute", and I have to wait while he hides bodies or something. And one time - true story - there was a femur on his counter!!! Like Scout says, "Who just has a femur that isn't his own?!?!?" (it may have something to do with the fact that he's a med student, but then again, it might not).

And then, today, I was delivering a package to his apartment, and when he came to the door, he had blood all over his chin! How completely scary is that? (again, it could have been barbecue sauce, but I wasn't about to stay around and ask him).