The Mustard Story
(in order to protect her anonymity, I have temporarily changed Erma's name to Bud)
My friend Bud was trying to put mustard on her hamburger. She squeezed the bottle. She shook the bottle. She pounded the bottom of the bottle. Nothing worked. Then I asked, "Did you twist open the top?"
No, Bud hadn't.
I love my friend Bud.
posted by hobbitsister @ 3:45 PM
4 Comments
4 Comments:
go bud.
(but who just uses mustard?)
I can so relate to not twisting the bottle until someone intervenes (only it's usually not mustard:)
Look at the effort she went to, though. Bud is a dedicated mustard fan:)
hehe, I just noticed -- I like how you said "protect her anonymity" instead of "protect her identity" ;)
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